Tell a girl she is beautiful – she will believe it for a moment. Tell a girl she's ugly – she will believe it for a lifetime.

Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you? Funny Girlfriend: It is sufficient for me, but how will you survive?

Touching a Girl without her consent doesn't make you a man. It makes you a COWARD.

A good boyfriend will never wanna change anything about you. except for your last name.

For all the ladies:

I'm the girl who prefers one rose instead of a dozen.

I'm the girl who prefers one rose instead of a dozen. I'm the girl who would rather stay in on a Friday night than go to a wild party with random strangers. I'm the girl who wouldn't make you wait on her hand and foot, but would do anything to make you happy. I'm the girl who would enjoy having a movie night rather than going to some fancy restaurant. I'm the girl who would rather stay up all night sharing secrets than going out and getting drunk. I'm the girl who won't make you hold her bags, but would rather hold your hand instead. I'm the girl who will love you more than anyone can possibly dream of. I'm the girl who would give the world to see you smile.

Only a real woman can help a man achieve his goals in life, support him when he's broke, push him to get more success, shower him with positive energy, compliment him on a regular basis and never kick him while he's down. If you find a woman like that, WIFE HER!

A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her.

When a girl tells you about her problems, it does not mean she complains. It means she trusts you.

A real woman avoids drama, she knows her time is precious and she's not wasting it on unimportant things.

If a girl asks a question, it's better to tell her the truth. Chances are, she's asking you because she already knows the answer.

Careful how you play your cards when you have a queen in your hand.

Don't let him have the satisfaction of knowing you'll always be there waiting.

A woman's worst nightmare is feeling unwanted by the guy she would do anything for.

Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it.

A man who marries a woman to educate her falls victim to the same fallacy as the woman who marries a man to reform him.

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can’t figure out what from.

It’s probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he’s absolutely lethal.