Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you? Funny Girlfriend: It is sufficient for me, but how will you survive?

Real men don't love the most beautiful girl in the world, they love the girl who can make their world the most beautiful.

Careful how you play your cards when you have a queen in your hand.

One secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes.

A man who marries a woman to educate her falls victim to the same fallacy as the woman who marries a man to reform him.

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

Maybe our girlfriends are our soulmates and guys are just people to have fun with.